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Starting weight: 166.4
Last week's weight: 166.4
Current weight: 168.4
Weight +GAIN / -LOSS this week: +2.0
Total weight lost: +2.0


All I'm going to say is this is total Bull$hit. Tune in next week to see the {FREAK SHOW} that is my mystifying, unexplainable, horrifying weight gain.

The End.

Comments

Kerri said…
wait till next week and see what happens u never know sometimes u gain cause of water weight or something else...i would be thrilled to weigh what u do so dont be so hard on urself :D
Renegades said…
Just look at tomorrow as a new diet day and get back on it.
Cerise said…
Boo :o( Happens to all of us! Tomorrow is another day! Chin up! :o)
Cerise said…
And I just realized that was full of cliche craziness. Seriously though, it's probably some fluke, you WILL do better next week.
Zookeeper Jess said…
It is probably water! Focus on measurements, that is where you can definitely tell there is a difference. Don't get discouraged, here's to next week!

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