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Karma

"My Name Is Earl" main character was convinced he was being constantly punished/rewarded due to "Karma". And he's white trash, so it fits.

This is what Karma does to you when you make fun of White Trash people:


That's right. My front tooth is C.H.I.P.P.E.D. Happened first thing this morning at work.

Bring out the banjos folks its pickin' and a grinnin' time! Diddle, ding-ding, ding-ding, ding-ding, ding... Squeal like a pig! Wheeee...

*tear* No more making fun of skanky white trash house guests.

Luckily I have a dentist appointment tomorrow to get it fixed.

Comments

Heather said…
What did you do?!
January 25, 2010 at 3:42 PM
Dawn Allen said…
Nothing. I was picking at my finger nail - not even biting it - and pulled my finger back to see a big chunk of my tooth attached to my fingernail. Awesome.
January 25, 2010 at 4:24 PM
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