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J and I were sitting on the couch the other night and he says:

"There's something that's been bothering me today and I need to ask you about it..." and he has the most serious pouty, droopy, concerned look on his face. It was totally sad.

Ummm....okay. Thinking to self - ...but I actually haven't done anything bad lately?? I felt guilty just LOOKING at him.

"I noticed the other day when you were showing me a site that Flirt.com popped up on your history, or something like that. Flirt something...what was that?"

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There was a pause as I was thinking, What the hell "FLIRT" site have I been on??!? At which time J claims I had this BS "Quick think of a lie" look on my face.

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...Oh...

Then it hits me. My sister offered up her apron that she's reviewing from Flirtyapron.com for my Halloween costume. At which point I laugh hysterically... and then I explain, at which point he kind of smirks at himself. Then I laugh even more.

Boys are silly. :o)

Comments

Heather said…
Hahaha...oops! Didn't mean to get you in trouble!
October 23, 2009 at 3:55 PM
Anonymous said…
How funny!!!
October 23, 2009 at 10:04 PM
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