Confessions of a Wanna-Be Shopaholic

Ok, I have had it! This has just hit me within the last couple weeks or so, but I HATE ALL MY CLOTHES. I feel like I dress like a slob. My wardrobe has turned into a closet of hand-me-downs (not that I'm not grateful to have them, but still...)!! I hate living in the city and not be able to at least dress half way stylish. It's all around me!! CONSTANTLY! I can hardly handle it... Our s*e*c*r*e*t*a*r*y at work dresses ten thousand times better than I do! And I realize that position title is not PC... Don't. Care.

I'm desperate. I'll wear retarded clothing and fashion faux paus around for a couple weeks if someone will nominate me for What Not To Wear! Anyone? Anyone? Stacey and Clinton, I need that Visa card and I need you to take me shopping!!

Boo for being poor.

And double BOO for not having bought a single pair of new shoes since January. Not even a flip-flop.

Hmph! *Stomps off arms folded pouty lip*

Comments

Heather said…

I hear ya sista. Except all I wear are jeans and t-shirts.

August 25, 2009 at 6:05 PM

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