I miss when I was a little kid and I would sit on Santa's lap or write him a letter and magically some or all of the things on my list would show up under the tree! I stopped sitting on Santa's lap (because it just got kind of weird) and I stopped writing letters and - ugh - the presents stopped coming! So, it's obvious I need to write my Wishlist and send it to Santa...duh. Here it is: Dear Santa, I have been a very good...um, a pretty good...well, ok, I've been a mildly good girl this year. I was nice to my brother and sister MOST of the time and my mom and dad ALL of the time. I went to work every day and worked REAL hard! And I was only a LITTLE mean to the boys...but they deserved it! In exchange for all of my goodiness throughout the year, I would like the following: *New Coach purse (or Ed Hardy or Gucci - I'm not picky) *Lots of high heels & boots *A $5,000 gift card to go clothes shopping (will gladly donate my ENTIRE current wardrobe to charity!) *201...
Journal of a Boy Mom