Let's Give Them A Round of Applause...

I just want to send out a personal letter of appreciation and gratitude to my brothers. Without your lack of efforts and sincere disregard and undercommitment (if that isn't a word it should be) to our family, we may have actually succeeded at taking our family pictures and giving our Mother and Father a wonderful and special gift for their 25th Wedding Anniversary. I know they would have been terribly inconvenienced at finding a place on there wall for such an attrocity. But since you are so utterly devoted to your own personal schedules, as obviously that is where your priorities should lie, and can absolutely find no possible way around ANY of these things, we did absolutely NOTHING to commemorate the very, very special day. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling that we could be complete butt plugs to our parents.

Bravo Assholes.

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